There Is No Equivalent Exchange, Just Give Me a Bomb at the Beginning.

[Invincible + no heroine + humor + flexible outlook + a good person + complaints] Lu Qi traveled through time and became an unlucky guy who was frightened to death by being deceived by online dating photos. At the beginning, he met a superman who was a gangster and a strongman. Fortunately, there is no equivalent exchange at the beginning of awakening. You can forcefully exchange ownerless dead objects and living objects that belong to you with all the worlds. Lu Qi: "But... What would I give in exchange for living in this wilderness?" Ah! " Superman: Oh! My dear ♡ⅴ♡, you are mine! I am your baby too! Break it apart yourself, or I'll help you❤! Lu Qi: Get out! It doesn't matter who you are, but it must not be mine! Depend on! My ex made an appointment, why am I here? You bastard! What should I do? Even if I exchange, I can't be sure what I got in exchange. It's even worse! … Lu Qi:🤓👆🏻I have an idea! Exchange! Give me Superman! Judgment... Judgment successful! Exchange result: Give me Superman→Bomb! Superman: O_o Didn't you come here just to fix it for me? What kind of place is this? Lu Qi:...... Lu Qi held four twos and fell into deep thought. Bang, throw it aside, the emotional bomb is this bomb! Bang! A big hole was blown into the ground! Lu Qi: O_oNo, it's really a bomb!