Three Kingdoms: I Kidnap the Empress Dowager from the Start, and Eastern Wu Hunts Me Down

[Transmigration + Three Kingdoms + System + Comedy + Political Scheming + Wish Fulfillment]

While scrolling Douyin, I came across the Dowager Lady of Wu and said, “That little ‘hmm’ from you has completely melted my heart.” The next second, I transmigrated straight into the Three Kingdoms!

I landed in a mountain stronghold that had just been massacred. The original owner was dead, and I’d become its new “bandit king”?

[Ding! System activated! Newbie gift pack: 100 soldiers + enhanced constitution!]

[Ding! Main quest: Rob the convoy at the foot of the mountain. Target: Win over the Dowager Lady of Wu!]

Zhao Hao: “??? Win over the Dowager Lady? System, aren’t you taking this a bit far?”

I summoned soldiers, put all their stat points into constitution, grabbed my weapon, and charged into battle!

With the outrageous tricks of a modern livestreamer and Douyin memes, I had the ancient guards eating out of my hand!

“Don’t be afraid, Dowager Lady. From today on, you belong to me, Zhao Hao!”

Forget that she’s the Dowager Lady of Wu. I’ll haul her back to the stronghold first!

He patted a certain part. “Dowager Lady, I look forward to working with you from now on~”

From then on, Zhao Hao roamed the chaotic Three Kingdoms with his succubus aura and System:

He won beauties over with youth-preserving pills and turned political scheming to his advantage with modern tricks.

With the Dowager Lady in one hand and the realm in the other!

Who says a bandit can’t become a hegemon? Watch me turn the Three Kingdoms upside down!