My System Made Me a Tycoon, So I’ll Crush My Gold-Digging Girlfriend

(Wealthy tycoon + System + comeback + multiple women + comedy + wild antics + not brainless)

I’m Jiang Che: a professional troublemaker and a part-time god! Ready to laugh until your abs hurt?

Your gold-digging girlfriend publicly humiliates you and dumps you from the start, then sends you a wedding invitation to rub it in?

Jiang Che just smiles, because the next second, the Super Emotional Influence System binds successfully!

As long as his antics make people lose their composure, he can turn their “pain” into his profit and cash in like crazy!

At his ex-girlfriend’s wedding, he fires back with a suona-free, erhu version of “A Hundred Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix,” turning the happy occasion into a funeral on the spot. Then he presents a tacky banner wishing the couple “an early heir.” The groom gets so mad he starts crowing, while the guests struggle not to laugh themselves sick!

[Ding! Earned 18,888 points from the crowd’s shock, anger, and embarrassment!]

From then on, Jiang Che becomes the “universe’s number-one fun-seeker,” taking on anyone who dares challenge him.

An icy female doctor has her worldview shattered by his “medical miracles.” A charming lawyer stamps her feet in frustration at his “courtroom artistry.” And a sexy young wife, a domineering CEO, an innocent campus belle... one after another, they fall for his endless outrageous stunts.