When Xie Yizhi wakes up, he finds himself in a midnight library full of rules.
The rules say, “Stay away from women wearing high heels,” but when he hears heels clicking, he whistles. “Auntie, take it slow. It'd hurt so much if you fell down the stairs!”
Someone accuses him of asking for trouble, only to be hanged from the ceiling a moment later.
Xie Yizhi wiggles a finger with a cheeky grin. “I said stay away... I never said you couldn't talk to them, right?”
The second urban legend: Don't look at the neighbor smiling out the window, or you'll be dragged into the eternal night.
The players are so scared they yank the curtains shut, but he opens the window himself. “Buddy, your hemorrhoids are splitting from grinning so hard...”