Urban | Spiritual qi revival | Lighthearted comedy | Face-slapping power fantasy | No System
Overworked office drone Li Muchen bought a 99-yuan copy of the Zhou Tian Breathing and Circulation Method online to cure his back pain. But the noise from his upstairs neighbor sent him into cultivation deviation, and he punched straight through a metal security door!
He meant to apologize, but his hot-blooded neighbor Wang Hu immediately fell to his knees, insisting he was a reclusive master!
“Senior, which mountain are you from?”
“...Mortgage Mountain.”
From then on, Li Muchen was forced down the one-way road of pretending to be an unparalleled master.
Challenged to a duel by the Iron Fist Gym, he smashed a stone used to test strength in front of everyone, but before throwing a punch, he nervously asked about the betting odds;
Facing off against the Wing Chun Hall, he was so frightened by the female grandmaster’s lightning-fast palms that he closed his eyes, only to be mistaken for displaying a grandmaster’s composure;
Confronted by powerful figures from every walk of life, he improvised such things as “quantum-entangled Wing Chun” and the “Pay-to-Cultivate Immortal Temple,” leaving all the experts enlightened and bowing down to him!
When everyone started treating him as their founding patriarch, Li Muchen screamed inwardly, “I’m really not a master! It’s all in your imaginations!”
