Gao Xi was reborn a few months earlier, but felt as if his rebirth had been for nothing. He tried to ease his frustration by scrolling through short videos, only to discover that the earnings he made from them were now worlds apart from before. What he didn't know was that he could share short videos with people from every dynasty, shattering their understanding time and time again!
“Don’t worry, Grandpa! I swear I’ll treat my two uncles well. If I break this oath, may I be made into clay-pot chicken and die a horrible death!” Zhu Zhanji promised Zhu Di.
Hearing his eldest nephew’s vicious oath, Zhu Gaoxu felt an inexplicable connection to clay-pot chicken, as if he were destined to become one.
“Damn it, no wonder I felt connected to clay-pot chicken. Turns out I was made into clay-pot chicken!”
Watching the chaos of the Five Barbarians’ uprising:
Liu Bang: “Guards! I shall personally lead the expedition and teach those Xiongnu a lesson!”
“What? I was surrounded by the Xiongnu at Mount Baideng? And I had to bribe Modu’s wife just to break out?”
Ying Zheng: “Zhao Gao, convey my verbal decree: order Fusu to hurry to the northern border at once and defend it alongside Meng Tian. This is not to be delayed!”
“What in the world? Zhao Gao and Li Si altered the imperial edict, and Fusu and Meng Tian killed themselves?” The First Emperor was stunned. “Hurry and bring Fusu back to me!”
Watching the Japanese pirates’ deeds:
A certain eminent monk: “Send word: if those two Japanese monks, Rong Rui and Pu Zhao, come again, beat them out without exception.”
“Guards, drag these Japanese men out and behead them! Also, issue my decree: starting immediately, hunt down all Japanese people in Tang territory!” Li Shimin pointed at the Japanese envoys below. Their legs gave way, and they were dragged out by the guards like dead dogs.
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