Zhang Qingxiao, the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, was driven off the mountain by his master on the grounds that he was "refining his heart in the world of mortals". In fact, the Taoist temple could no longer afford to support idlers.
>After coming down from the mountain, he went straight to the police station to apply for a job. The specialty column of his resume clearly stated: Good at catching ghosts, Feng Shui, and Qimen Dunjia.
>The interviewer looked at his Taoist robe and peach wood sword and rolled his eyes: "We recruit police officers, not Taoist priests!"
>Zhang Qingxiao took out the compass: "Wait a moment, your hall is dark, there will be a bloody disaster today..."
> Before he finished speaking, the door of the police station was knocked open, and a man covered in blood rushed in: "Help! Someone is trying to kill me!"
>The interviewer was stunned, Zhang Qingxiao had already thrown out the spell: "Define!"
>The murderer froze at the door, the peach wood sword pointed directly at his eyebrows: "Where is the monster, show yourself quickly!"
>The director shouted: "Talent! Come to work tomorrow!"
>Since then, the style of the police station has changed: interrogation relies on horoscopes, paper cranes are used to track down murderers, and almanacs are used to solve crimes.
