Advertising lackey Lin Xian works himself to death from overtime, then transmigrates into the cultivation world, where the Spirit Sword Sect rewards him with a "blessing": a menial job washing swords in a frigid pool! Then the Anti-Hustle System arrives from above. Its very first task is to lie flat on the spot? The reward is the incredible skill Dream of the Tortoise: cultivate in your dreams at ten times the efficiency!
From then on, the cultivation world's style takes a sudden turn:
He dozes off in the lecture hall, then turns around and slaps the elders in the face with his White Paper on Sleep Quality During Lectures!
He lets AI handle the alchemy, and exposes a prodigy's supposed "hard cultivation" as binge-reading the latest chapters of The Domineering Immortal Maiden!
He teaches the spirit cranes to hold up strike signs, then has them snatch a heartless elder's wig and hang a "Terrible Boss" banner on it!
He lies flat like a salted fish and reaps the rewards: increasing spirit-rice yields, sweeping up discarded swords, and casually founding the Slacker Mutual Aid Club! Their slogan rings out loud and clear: "Hard work doesn't guarantee success, but lying flat is definitely a blast!"
But the Cult of Striving is watching hungrily, and the Heavenly Dao's KPIs are so messed up that it strikes the wrong person... Watch how office drone Lin Xian uses his "Useless Overtime Detector" and "Paid Annual Leave Domain" to spark a sweeping anti-996 revolution in a cultivation world where everyone works themselves to death!
Scientific lying flat is an art, and he is the artist who will turn the Three Realms upside down!
