A pig-butcher's dream of poetic immortality and social death in the world
The invitation to the Bianjing Poetry Conference ignited the faint poetic flame in the heart of pig butcher Li Xiaobai (also known as Huiqian). Carrying a copy of "Three Hundred Tang Poems", he bid farewell to the greasy meat table and embarked on the road to the elegant Bianjing.
However, the script of fate never plays out according to common sense.
I wanted to recite poems on the wall to express my true feelings, but my face was covered with the tears (?) Of my beloved and the falling mud.
He wanted to use his ancestral knife skills to cut the meat to fool the bullies, but accidentally caused the tragedy of "burying alive pig blood", and he was nicknamed the "One-Sword Immortal".
He ran to the official road at night to hide from his enemies, and actually knocked out the real "Black Tornado" Li Kui with a sack of pig legs, and was brutally poached by Liang Shanbo!
Shizipo ate cold steamed buns and pretended to be cool, but Sun Erniang regarded him as a cold-blooded desperado who "washed his hands in a golden basin" and was so scared that he ran away.
In the wild boar forest, he wanted to recite a poem, but he suffered from an occupational disease and deposed the wild boar king with a "root-cutting palm". The jailer knelt down and shouted "Grandpa Pig King", and even the leopard-headed Lin Chong looked at him with eyes full of phantom pain in his crotch...
At the foot of Jingyang Gang in Dongping County, he just wanted to pass by in a low profile, but the county magistrate regarded him as a "frightened tiger too old" and forced him to put a sliding pole on him and put him in red and colorful clothes! Even at the celebration banquet, when faced with the tiger penis wine offered and the county magistrate's sincere (?) Concern to "make up for the regret of not being able to perform his stunts", the community burst into tears on the spot!
In the happy forest, I wanted to drink hot wine, but I met Zhen Tai Sui and witnessed Wu Song beating Jiang Menshen.
Watch how the cowardly butcher Li Huiqian uses ancestral craftsmanship and the "magic skills" of being forced to start a business. In the classic rivers and lakes of "Water Margin", he forcibly kills (clubs) and creates a ridiculous and hopeless "Tai Sui" road!
