The Absolute Mortal’s Guide to Immortality

[Cultivation fantasy on the surface] [Everyday comedy at its core] [A fun read] [Light and silly] [Easy entertainment].

The male lead, Li Lin, transmigrates and drives his System crazy, earning a “mortal through and through” golden finger. Whenever he practices his cultivation or gets emotional, all the cultivation laws around him stop working.

Let’s all be mortals together!

After several mortifying public embarrassments, he decides that this malfunctioning System is the biggest obstacle on his quest to find the “perfect Dao companion.” So his goal changes from finding the perfect Dao companion to fixing the crazy System and getting himself a normal golden finger.

Every senior fellow disciple is the kind of male lead who gets incredible opportunities in all sorts of novels.

First Senior Brother, Long Aotian: A God of War who gets dumped by his fiancée from the start. His catchphrase is “Thirty years east of the river.” He has an old mentor with him at all times and excels at killing opponents above his level.

Second Senior Brother, Ye Chen: An Immortal Venerable reborn from the start. In his previous life, he was a mighty cultivator who had survived the tribulation stage, and he knows all about hidden realms, treasures, and his enemies.

Third Senior Brother, Han Li: An ancestor of the cautious path from the start. He’s extremely careful, has countless trump cards, and is always recklessly testing the limits of “This one must not be allowed to live.”

Fourth Senior Brother, Zhao Ritian: A straightforward, simple-minded hot-blooded hero from the start. His will is like iron, and he’s always making explosive comebacks.

Fifth Senior Brother, Lu Renjia: From the start... nothing. He has no presence whatsoever and is often forgotten.

The “moonlight-white master,” the “good-for-nothing uncle,” the “tsundere senior sister,” the “chuunibyou junior sister,” the “contrasting demoness,” the “green-tea princess,” the “yandere assassin,” and all the “fair ladies” surrounding his senior brothers... Which one will be Li Lin’s “perfect Dao companion”?