The Legend of the New Black Snake

Transmigrated into a snake? Don't panic! First, give your darling a Zulu war dance! Li Xin'er, a hardheaded engineering student at Lotus Seed University, had just slipped a love letter into the hands of the handsome Ukrainian guy “Rou Si” when whoosh! She transmigrated on the spot and got herself a full set of black mamba skin! The lingering taste of the canteen's savory scallion pancake was still on her lips, and her darling's handsome face was still before her eyes. Li Xin'er's snake body shuddered as her engineering brain went into overdrive: “Transform! I have to transform! Goal: get back to China! Find Rou Si! Eat pancakes!” And so, on the African savannah, a black mamba danced a bewitching square-dance mashup of the Zulu war dance and “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” beneath the moon! Moonlight? Absorb it! Heavenly Dao? Baffle it! Local tribes? Down on their knees! The “Hip-Swaying Snake God Wajiwaka” burst onto the scene. Offerings? Happily accepted! Roasted antelope? Gobbled up! Inner monologue: “Oh, darling, this meat just doesn't taste right. All I can think about is the canteen's savory pancakes!” (She opens her mouth and sings.)