I, Zhou Xiaoyi, am the most lazy cleaning person in the community - I use the 'Tornado Sweeper' to sweep fallen leaves to save effort, I rely on the 'Lightning Wipe' to clean the glass and I can make a 'precision parabolic throw' when taking out the garbage. I originally planned to hang out until my salary was paid and then run away, but it happened that that day I ran into a drunken martial arts master who was trying to demolish a convenience store with a knife. I picked up the broom and said casually, "Your knife has to be re-rolled if you put it on mine." I swung it casually - and there, his hardened steel knife was rolled into a twist, and the person was swept into the trash can.
Later, the old lady asked me to look for the cat, and I followed her into the tomb-robbing cave, using the glass-cleaning sliding step to dodge the serial crossbow; the supermarket owner was smashed by a martial arts master, and I used the throwing technique of dumping garbage to throw him into the rafter.
It wasn't until I dug out my grandpa's old notebook - 'Sweeping leaves is to practice swordsmanship, cleaning windows to practice eyesight, taking out the trash to practice strength', that I realized: all the lazy work I do every day is a 'labor martial art' that can penetrate the world of high-level martial arts?
Now the martial arts world is chasing me and shouting "Sweeping Master". Lawyer Su Wanqing blocked me with a document: "Zhou Baojie, either teach me this Kung Fu or pay for the high heels that were blown away by your broom!"
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