I Am Not Broken into Bones, and I Live a Daily Job in Modern Life

My name is Lu Jiuyuan Work hard after graduation. But every time I fall asleep late at night, a strange memory always emerges—— The clock clock at twelve o'clock at midnight is more soul-inspiring than the rebirth bell in the Chenghuang Temple. As an immortal who has lived for more than 1,800 years. I finally bowed my head to the five insurances and one housing fund. The trouble is the insurance issue: There is no record in the underworld, and there is no such person in the world. HR looked at me more and more like a gangster. When fishing for a living, the sun hurts my bones, so I can only lie that the air conditioner is blowing too much; Others bring coffee to work. I carry the urn to work. After all, keeping the yin energy fresh is a compulsory course for old bones. My boss always praises me for "working like my life is on the line." Little did he know that I no longer had that thing. Are customers making things difficult? In the middle of the night, I asked him in his dream to experience the graveyard dance, and he was sure to be polite the next day; Colleagues checking their performance? Add some "Yin De Tonic" to your coffee and you will be able to exceed your KPIs. Editing the 18th version of PPT in CBD during the day. Party A's needs are more elusive than Taoist spells; In the evening, I went back to the rental house to eat rice mixed with ashes specially provided by the funeral home. The quarrel between the couple next door almost shattered my thousand-year-old body-protecting jade charm. My colleagues praised me for having "skin that looks so good that it doesn't look like a living person." I was holding down the blue wrist bones under the cuffs. Thousands of years of Taoism are not worth the perfect attendance award, and all ghosts have to avoid him. I still have to grab the last piece of ribs in the cafeteria. Until the new intern stared at the Yin Qi condensation under my work station and asked in a low voice: "Senior, is it time for you to hire a talisman for your work station?" Me: "Thank you for the invitation. I am applying for a work-related injury. The reason is that the physical body (even though only bones are left) continues to wear out in the human world." Intern:! ! ! !