Our Comrade King You of Zhou is sitting on his shining golden throne with a look of despair on his face.
Why? Because the new girl he picked up, Bao Si, is the Mount Everest of iceberg beauties - facial paralysis, and the ultimate enhanced version.
Comrade King You has three thousand beauties in his harem. They are fat and thin, coquettish and cute, gentle and considerate, passionate... What type are they not there?
But this little sister Baosi is like a walking refrigerator, with an aura of minus twenty degrees.
King You tried his best: Send rare jewelry? People glanced at it and continued to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, their eyes so empty that they could hold the entire Milky Way.
Telling a bad joke? King You himself smiled like an idiot, and the corners of Bao Si's mouth didn't even move a single pixel.
Throw a big party? The music was loud, the dancer broke her leg while dancing, and Bao Si didn't even bother to raise her eyelids.
"I'm torn apart!" King You said in his heart, "It's so hard to bring up beauties this year! I'm rich all over the world, can't I even buy a smile?"
Just when King You was so crazy that he wanted to pull out his hair, a "genius" bad idea was born in the mind of Guo Shifu, a sycophant who was also scratching his head and wanted to be promoted and make a fortune: "Your Majesty! Don't we have a beacon tower? That thing is so small that all the princes' armies came to rescue him. What a spectacular scene! How exciting! Maybe when the Blessing Empress is happy, she will... Hehehe?"...
