(Invincible Protagonist + Misunderstandings + Raising an Empress + Lighthearted Comedy + Effortlessly Showing Off)
I transmigrate into the cultivation world and only want to be a lazy nobody: grow crops, raise chickens, and enjoy retirement.
But the little beggar I picked up turns out to be an unfeeling empress reborn from the future?
From that day on, my world goes completely off the rails!
The water I use to irrigate my vegetables is scooped up by the empress and drunk as divine spring water. She says it contains the laws of life?
The battered hatchet I use to chop firewood is something she clutches for three days and three nights, trying to comprehend. She says it’s a divine weapon capable of splitting heaven and earth?
The hen I raise won’t lay eggs, and I get so angry that I want to stew it. The empress falls to her knees and begs me: “Father, please calm down! That’s an ancient phoenix. You can’t stew it!”
Saintly lords and demon overlords barge into my courtyard, see me chopping wood with divine weapons and using mythical beasts as watchdogs, and run off terrified. They insist I’m the mastermind behind everything, an eternal taboo!
Lin An: “I’ll come clean. I really am an ordinary person! Empress, please stop imagining things!”
