The end of the world? My system only craves spicy strips!
While others stock up on canned goods during the apocalypse, I stock up on snail noodles and spicy strips.
After binding the "Fanfan System", while others were fighting zombies, I was collecting milk tea recipes.
Brother Gao Lengbing lectured me seriously: "If you continue like this, you won't survive more than three days!"
I threw out the snail powder bomb with my backhand, causing the zombies to burst into laughter.
His expression cracked: "... You call this a survival skill?"
The system suddenly releases the ultimate task: kiss your old enemy.
I stared at Brother Bing's swollen mouth and fell into deep thought.
The tips of his ears turned red: "Actually... I was a Taoist priest who was coveted by you in my previous life."