On the very first day of her cultivation, Lin Xiaoman was struck by heavenly lightning.
While everyone else cowered in fear, she charged forward with her magical artifact raised. “A free charging station!”
By accident, she blasted the aloof senior brother meditating in seclusion on the neighboring mountain.
Forced to sign a sky-high compensation agreement, she pulled out her Science-Based Cultivation Handbook.
“Senior Brother, want to hear about paying in installments?”
“The alchemy workshop is inefficient? Let’s introduce KPI assessments!”
“Treasure hunts in secret realms are too dangerous? Let’s develop an immersive VR experience!”
“The sect tournament lacks originality? Let’s hold a cultivation-world Idol competition!”
When the Demon Venerable leads an army to their doorstep, she calmly pulls out the Sect Hygiene Regulations.
“Parking flying swords wherever you like? That’s a fine!”
The aloof senior brother rubs his temples. “I should’ve let the lightning kill her back then...”
The entire sect nods solemnly. “Seconded!”
