Sickly Prince Regent, Sit Down. I’m Busy Killing People After Being Reborn

A stunning villainess vs. a yandere regent In her previous life, she was brought from a remote village to the capital. Because her beauty was so androgynous, she was disguised as a man and sent to serve as her elder sister’s dowry attendant. She stayed by her sister’s side from the days when she was a general’s wife left alone in an empty bed to the day she became the household’s unquestioned mistress. She even persuaded the General of Zhenbei to dismiss his eighteen concubines, two mistresses, and one secondary wife. She thought their years of sisterly affection would be enough to fulfill her wish to retire to the mountains. Instead, her elder sister drugged her and sold her to a notorious male brothel, claiming that she was fit only for the lowliest clients. She also learned that she was not a daughter of the Lu family at all. Reborn, Lu Yunli drinks the drug, storms into Pear Blossom Courtyard in the general’s residence, and finds the general’s uncle, His Highness the Regent, drunk and resting inside. If she’s going to seduce a man, then Lu Yunli is going to choose the most powerful man in the world. At first, Regent Jing Xiaoyan pays no mind to the woman who boldly climbs into his bed. Only later does he learn how painful face-slapping can be. “I’ll give you three months. Get your revenge, then come back to the palace with me.” Then: “I’ll give you half a month. Get your revenge, then come back to the palace with me. We’ll marry at once.” And even: “If it’s the Lu family you have a grudge against, I’ll issue an edict and wipe out the whole family.” Lu Yunli: Sit down! I have my own pace. Finally: “Man or woman, I won’t spare anyone who dares covet you.”