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Silly Zhu opens his eyes to find himself back on the snowy night when Qin Huairu came to borrow grain.
“A lunchbox? I'd sooner feed it to the dog than give it to you!” He dumps it into the dog's bowl in front of everyone.
Then he heads straight to the pigeon market to sell his secret-recipe meat-stuffed flatbreads, earning enough to propose in just three days.
When class prejudice forces Lou Xiao'e into an arranged marriage, Silly Zhu shows up at her door carrying half a pig. “Uncle, if Xiao'e marries me, you can eat all the meat you want in all of Beijing!”
Ten years later, his conglomerate goes public. Watching on TV, Xu Damao turns green with envy. “He stole that roast duck recipe from me!”
Silly Zhu turns to the camera and pulls Lou Xiao'e close. “Honey, that half a pig I gave as a betrothal gift back then should be paying dividends by now, right?”
