[Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + no heroine + Cthulhu + brainless cool writing + funny]
Protagonist: "Sir, you seem to be dying."
Injured person: "I'm **you**, but you still have to look at it."
Protagonist "I have a bottle of medicine that seems to save you."
Injured person: "Miracle doctor, miracle doctor, please, help me! I admit that my voice was a bit loud just now."
Protagonist: "I have this bottle of super recovery potion that combines the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and is made with 9981 kinds of edges and corners. Now I don't need 98 or 998, I only need 99998 source points to take home."
The injured person: "The miracle doctor should be cheaper! I don't have that much power."
The protagonist looked at the injured with pity, and then said: "Give me the phone."
The injured person looked at the changes in the picture on his mobile phone and said helplessly: "I told you, the miracle doctor, that if you don't have money, you don't have money."
Protagonist: "Good boy, life is precious, how could I not help you? Come on, wink and turn your head."
