Weird Revival, Control the Cute and Evil Ghost at the Beginning

>After the 9999th attempt and tombstone guessing failed, I decided to give this tombstone from the Guangxu period a skip to subject three. >As the lucky one who was hit by a mysterious object, I became the only lunatic who could chat with the evil ghost. >Worked part-time at the crematorium to bake sausages during the day, and discussed philosophy with a century-old ghost at night. >Until I bumped into a loli ghost squatting in the women's restroom with half a sausage stuck between its fangs. >Just as I was about to recite the mantra for salvation, my past life memory suddenly awakened - this is my master's daughter! >"Daddy?" She tilted her head, and the collar charm burned my soul. >The peach wood sword hung in the air, and I heard my own split voice: "Be good, call me daddy." ---