Transmigrated into a tormented novel as the true heiress who was meant to be a disposable extra? Thanks, I'll turn this crematorium into a chain business!
Yun Sheng, a modern romance editor, opens her eyes and finds herself inside an old-fashioned, melodramatic novel, as the doomed true heiress who was buried alive and left to be eaten by maggots! The fake heiress has rewritten the plot, and the three male leads are waiting to torment her? Hah, a System that drops comments from the heavens is here to teach them a lesson!
[I'm freaking out! Quick, get the corpse-dissolving powder from your left pocket!] [The tea's gone overboard! Livestream her behind-the-scenes tricks!] [If you're that blind, donate your eyes! Make that scumbag husband perform a blind man feeling an elephant in public!] The comments aren't just for snarking. They're her visible golden finger! By absorbing the comments' energy, she makes the plot collapse so spectacularly that even its mother wouldn't recognize it: her husband's shared-pain fiasco becomes a public humiliation; the deranged Chief Councilor brother drinks “forget-you water” (green tea) and cries bloody tears in a tragic performance; the jealous sword spirit master splits into twins to fight over her; she can even summon Xu An from Ten Thousand Deathsworn next door and have an army airdropped at half price!
The fake heiress has a precognition System? Even a transmigrator who arrived ten years earlier and has a strategy guide is no match for Yun Sheng, the comment-section warrior! And that's not even mentioning the interstellar sentry who barges into the story, fits a mechanical wing to a psychic black panther, and uses a laser sword to slice watermelons while combining technology with immortal cultivation.
Highlights: escaping a coffin full of maggots, wild tricks inspired by live comments, the fake heiress's livestream going spectacularly wrong, a battle royale of multiple male leads competing for her and humiliating themselves, interstellar technology crashing into immortal cultivation, the crematorium becoming green energy, the heroine rejecting a one-on-one romance and upgrading the whole roster, and the final battle featuring a starship crowdfunded by the comments!
[Comments shield me, and the sea queen is on duty! I'm the boss of this generation's crematorium!]
