As an online article editor, my daily job is to teach authors how to write bosses.
>"If the heroine falls, she must fall into the boss's arms, and red wine must be poured on the million-dollar haute couture."
>Until one day, a real boss came to the door: "I heard that you understand boss very well?"
>He dumped out a smear novel about the CEO of a rival company: "I want you to be an undercover agent and find the author."
>I slapped the table and laughed wildly: "How can anyone believe this kind of vulgar plot in reality?"
>He gracefully modified the contract: "Now, you are fired."
>A notification suddenly pops up on your computer: You have been removed from the company group chat.
>He smiled slightly: "No, you are mine now."
>"By the way, I just bought your company."
