When Chu Feng woke up, he found that the world had become ridiculous!
Resurrection of spiritual energy? Martial arts is king? Are superpowers flying everywhere? A cultivator is broadcasting live? Okay, time travel, don't do six basic things.
But... At the beginning, you will receive [the most powerful face-slapping system] plus the "Fake Martial Saint" strength experience card. What does it mean? The system also comes with [Charm MAX] and [Taunt MAX] auras? This configuration... Is it because you are afraid that he will not die quickly enough, or because you are afraid that he will not be able to find a wife?
As a result, Chu Feng's painting style completely collapsed:
The school bully provokes? He "accidentally" pushed the person into the ceiling with a backhand, triggering [Shocking the whole class: Pretending value +100]!
A martial arts genius looks at people through his nostrils? He performed on the spot "Use Tai Chi to peel an apple, and the peels connect into the shape of loving you". Not only did he slap him in the face, but he also made the Bingshan school beauty confused! System: "Host's cool operation, pretentiousness value +250!"
Treating a big boss? Others looked at him and asked, so he took out a skewer bought at a roadside stall and said, "Here, eat it while it's hot and wrap it up!" The result... Was really good? ! Miracle doctors collectively doubt life! System: "Ding! I got a fan girl (Lin Wan'er), and the pretentiousness value is +520!"
Want to keep a low profile? System task: "Ask the host to shout 'I am the invincible king of sex' three times in the city center square with the coolest posture! Reward: god-level cooking skills (necessary for picking up girls)!" Chu Feng: "... Can I refuse?" System: "Punishment for refusal: one hour of disco dancing in place (with BGM "The Most Dazzling National Style")!" Chu Feng: "... Done it!"
Reader comments
It's baffling to watch. In the last chapter, I was still writing about taking the five exams and winning the final championship. The next chapter is about winning the championship without any process at all. One after another pops up and one pops up. It's baffling to watch.
It's not just water, I don't know what I'm writing [face covering], and then I just pretend to be cool, and the enemy still lets me go
It's baffling to watch. In the last chapter, I was still writing about taking the five exams and winning the final championship. The next chapter is about winning the championship without any process at all. One after another pops up and one pops up. It's baffling to watch.
It's not just water, I don't know what I'm writing [face covering], and then I just pretend to be cool, and the enemy still lets me go