In the temple ruined by the wind and snow, on the night when Zhen Xiaoliu killed the butcher with a move of "cutting off his descendants and destroying his grandsons", he accidentally fished out the evil manual from the corpse's arms.
He originally thought he was picking up "A Beggar's Guide to Begging", but when he opened it he found out——
The trick of pretending to be dead with turtle breath: I have been practicing porcelain for three hundred years, and I can even breathe in the coffin board!
Stealing the sky and changing hands: Fairy bellyband? Elder pants? There are no worries that I can't touch away!
Since then, the style of painting in the world of immortality has changed dramatically:
The handyman of the Qingmu Sect, he became the "richest man in the world" by reselling low-quality spiritual rice;
To seize the treasure in the secret realm of Tianyan, he detonates stink bombs to make the geniuses dance a striptease and chase monsters;
The demon saint flirted with her ear to ear, and he hung her obscene clothes on the door of the righteous alliance leader with his backhand;
The wanted order from the Anti-Theft Department of the Immortal Realm is filled with words: "This beast will spread lime when fighting, and will keep its pants loose when it sees a treasure!"
When the source of all demons shook the three realms, the immortals and demons discovered——
The hero who saves the common people is using the fairy telescope to peek at the fairy in Yaochi taking a bath.
There was also a copy of the "Demoralized Tao Te Ching" written full of "deceptive plans" at my feet!
"Why are you looking at me?" Zhen Xiaoliu threw away the bald dog's tail grass with an innocent look on his face:
"The fairy's bellyband can quell demons, and the elder's trousers can mend the sky and deceive people... That's a huge amount of merit!"
