For three years, Tiga has endured it all just to watch his beloved paramecia under a microscope in Lina’s family bathroom.
The original Ultraman takes advantage of the situation, using the Plasma Spark Tower as a token of affection to woo the single-celled organism.
At a family dinner, Lina flings dog poop in Tiga’s face: “Lick it clean, and I’ll let you look at that disgusting bug!”
The moment Tiga bends down, the corner of his mouth suddenly tears through space and time...
Camearra leads three hundred million Dark Giants to shatter the galaxy: “We welcome the Dragon King back to his throne!”
Wiping his mouth with golden toilet paper, Tiga chuckles: “Send Lina to the M78 Nebula to make movies.”
The original Ultraman’s chest light turns green with fright: “Wait... The paramecium is actually in love with me!”
