After My Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, the Aloof CEO Begged Me to Cuddle Every Night

Su Wanwan bound herself to a "genuine feelings" conquest System. Her target: the cold CEO, Gu Yan. But this System doesn't play by the rules. Its specialty is humiliating her in public! Whenever she's most nervous and least able to keep her thoughts in check, it broadcasts her shameful, bold, and even slightly "naughty" thoughts about Gu Yan at maximum volume! The CEO's office is silent? It plays: "What are you thinking when his Adam's apple bobs? What would it feel like to kiss him?" An important meeting is underway? It cuts in: "That waist is incredible! I want to measure it!" Even more bizarrely, Gu Yan's gaze grows more and more intense, and what's with that almost imperceptible smile at the corner of his mouth? Is this System her best wingman, or a total liability? Behind this spectacular public humiliation, who's conquering whom?

[Maximum sweetness, maximum absurdity. The female lead is a clever little fox who knows how to put on an act. If it's not your thing, please don't flame the author. Suggestions are welcome, and the author is happy to take advice.]