Go Crazy! You Call This a Summoned Beast?

[System + Funny + Cool Articles + Summoning + Imagination + Sand Sculpture + Stable Updates] I was laid off from the 996 Fortune Report and was so poor that I couldn't even pay the rent, but I accidentally activated the [Multiverse Summoning System]! I thought that the dragon and the demon god were in hand, and from then on I would punch the rich, handsome, and kick the capitalists. Unexpectedly, the first sentence of the system almost gave me a heart attack: [Warning! This system is a defective product, and the summoned objects may have serious defects! The next second, the Demon King of the Abyss arrives... Turns out to be a talkative skeleton with a combat power of 5 and severe mysophobia? The world-famous succubus appears... But she's a cowardly otaku who blushes when she sees a man and only knows how to type code? When others call, they destroy the world; when I call, they clean up the mess! Let the Skeleton Demon be a mannequin, let the Sociophobic Succubus be a network hacker, and let the Slime be a sewer drain! When that beautiful detective with a strong sense of justice was made to feel numb by my weird operations time and time again, I realized that subverting the world with useless people seemed to be... More enjoyable? !