> I transmigrated to a cultivation world and just wanted to lie flat, but I got bound to the Good-for-Nothing Glory System.
> During the entrance test, I pretended my hand was shaking and knocked over the spirit tea. The tea somehow split into yin and yang energies.
> I was forced to join the Slacker Peak, and somehow triggered a spiritual energy tornado while sweeping the floor.
> When the Demonic Cult attacked, I pretended to trip and unearthed an ancient sword tomb.
> To avoid the sect tournament, I pretended to be sick and attracted a tribulation from the Ninth Heaven that tempered my body.
> The sect leader caught me in the act: “Disciple, quit pretending. You’re clearly the Heavenly Dao’s own father!”
> Then the Demon Venerable grabbed me by the throat and sneered, “Die, you useless wretch!”
> The System suddenly dinged: “Ultimate humiliation detected. Unlocking secret art: Tears of the Good-for-Nothing, ”
> I cried, the Demon Venerable cried, and the entire cultivation world cried.
