It's so Hard to Pretend to Be Weak! I Just Want to Lie Down

>I traveled through the world of immortality and just wanted to lie down, but I was bound to the useless light system. >In the entry test, I spilled the spiritual tea with shaking hands, and the tea actually differentiated the yin and yang qi. >Forced to worship at Salty Fish Peak, triggering a spiritual tornado while sweeping the floor. >The Demon Cult raided me and I pretended to fall and smashed out the ancient sword tomb. >In order to avoid the sect's grand competition, he pretended to be ill, causing the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation to temper his body. >The leader grabbed the bag: "Disciple, stop pretending, you are clearly Tiandao's biological father!" >Until the demon lord strangled my neck and laughed ferociously: "You little loser, please die!" >The system suddenly dinged: "Detect the ultimate humiliation and unlock the secret of the Tears of Uselessness——" >I cried, Demon Lord cried, and the entire world of immortality cried. ---