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Please Write a Funny Story About the Main Character Who Wants to Be a Bad Guy and Salty Fish

I want to read a book like "The Genius Warlock Just Wants to Eat Soft Rice". A book like this one is pretty good. It's really all about pursuing salted fish and showing it off. It would be even better if there was one that was really successful. Oh, by the way, it has to be funny. It's funny enough, show it off