[Inner Thoughts] [Pure Love] [One-on-One] [Sweet Romance] [A Harem of Male Rivals]
Su Niang, a top-tier marriage counselor, had barely transmigrated before she was chased to the edge of a cliff, and saddled with a useless System!
Mission: Cure Xiao Zhi, the misogynistic regent! Fail, and she'll win the "Lifetime Achievement Award for Matchmaking in Ancient Times," spending the rest of eternity pairing off every bachelor in the entire Yin Kingdom!
> Su Niang: "Getting an icy prince to fall in love? Easy! This counselor specializes in people doomed to die alone!"
Three outrageous moves in a row:
[Too much yang energy? Find him a partner]
She hung up ten pairs of parrots. "Your Highness, being single is bad for your health!"
Xiao Zhi crushed his teacup. "We'll have roasted parrot for dinner tonight..."
[Is there no cure for his aversion to women?]
She slipped a 108-position guide to bedroom pleasures beneath his memorials. "Is this spear technique to your liking?"
His ears turned red as he flipped through the pages. "Your waist strength is adequate, but your stance is unstable. You'd certainly lose!"
[The Dowager Princess is fretting over a late-life romance?]
She drugged the chief guard. "Your Highness, hurry and demonstrate artificial respiration!"
Behind the ornamental rockery, the Dowager Princess gasped and cursed, "You little rascal! My false teeth fell out!"
From then on, the prince's manor became a battlefield of romance in an instant:
The cook and a rival's undercover guard fell for each other over their spatulas, borrowing sugar every night and making the air sickeningly sweet!
The warhorse Chasing Wind went wild chasing a jenny. Xiao Zhi rubbed his forehead. "Approved! Ten carts of carrots for the bride price. I'll pay!"
The whole city begged the Matchmaking Studio: "Owner! Tie our husbands' souls first, then their bodies!"
Until one night.
Xiao Zhi kicked the door open and handed her the key to his treasury. "Ten thousand taels of gold for a lifetime of cuddles."
Su Niang wailed, "System! Help! This client is too clingy. I want to file for workplace injury compensation!!!"
System: [Reward: Permanent binding to the Regent, Super-Strong Adhesive x1]
