The author of this article met Liangzi once on Douyin, and it was like being haunted by a ghost. He wanted to experience the life of an animal in the first person. I am writing this article to dedicate it to the month I was harassed by Liangzi.
Water has a source, trees have roots, and good sons and beasts have no cause.
I am the "real" mukbang Ryoko in the eyes of millions of fans.
My old mother advised me to eat less, but I made her realize the "filial piety" of fists.
The adoptive father who just had surgery? Just in time to empty the urinal and sell enemas to serve me.
Is my daughter's urinal dirty? Scold! You only deserve to watch me eat at the barbecue. Who will do the work for me if I get fat?
Selling my wife for the latest mobile phone, I felt confident: "What man doesn't beat his wife?"
I sniffed at people who stole biscuits from children on the train and stole cables while walking. "It's only the poor who obey the rules."
Underage girls receive red envelopes to meet up? 52 Yuan is enough for her to honor her ancestors.
Until I fantasized about getting married and having children with a top female Internet celebrity, leaving my own daughter to my sick and old father...
Amidst the wave of angry comments from the entire Internet, I smiled ferociously at the camera: "The traffic is so delicious."
