In the Wanli era, when filth and filth flowed everywhere, gamblers and kilns were everywhere at the canal wharf, the orphan dog Sheng, who was kicked by everyone, struggled to survive by fishing for food from the manure pit. This kid can be called the best bastard in the Ming Dynasty: illiterate and blind, always leaking urine when fighting, greedy for money like a fly and thirsty for blood, lustful and only picks on the soles of the kiln sister's feet! His life creed is "Starving to death is a small matter, having sex for free is a big deal", and his mantra is "Sir, spare your life! I'll lick the soles of your shoes!". The sour scholar maliciously pronounced his real name "Gou Sheng" as "Gou Shixiang". From then on - this piece of humanoid garbage unexpectedly encountered bad luck! He took off the waistband of Yan Shifan's trousers, folded Zhang Juzheng's memorial as toilet paper, peed in Feng Bao's fish pond, farted loudly on Emperor Wanli... Every time he attempted death, he was accidentally kicked into the spokes of the wheel of history! Yan Song and Xu Jie used him as a troublemaker, Hai Rui was so angry that he poked his own eyes (fake), Qi Jiguang stole his underwear and used it as a flag (real), and Li Zhi exclaimed that this son was a "secret of chaos"! He became a temporary worker in the East Factory by licking hemorrhoids, and was promoted to the Imperial Guards by rubbing mud balls to offer treasures. Finally, he had diarrhea in the Jinluan Palace and stirred up the dragon's veins. He was considered by Wanli to be the auspicious person of "Shi Zhen Jiang Shan" and was promoted to the throne of Chief Minister! During his tenure as Chief Assistant: Approval of memorials? Roll the dice through the sieve to determine the outcome! Ping the Japanese pirates? Send erotic pictures to Toyotomi Hideyoshi to seek peace! Talk about diplomacy? Use a chamber pot to hold the credentials and cry to the Spanish envoy!
All the nobles in the dynasty were fascinated by him, and three to four hundred ruthless people named in history books all had a "shit" love affair with him! Until the Ming Dynasty was stirred up by him, and the shit stirred up to the sky, this guy actually slapped his butt and crawled back into the canal cesspool, hiding his skills and skills - it turns out that the highest state of the shit stirrer is to stir up the whole world into shit and still praise how delicious it is!
