Villain, How Do You Smell so Good?

I traveled through time and became a prisoner of a villain, relying on my nose to save my life. On the torture rack, he pinched my chin and sneered: "You are so stubborn even when you are about to die?" I took a deep breath: "What kind of fragrance are you smoking? Top notes are cedar, middle notes are amber, and back notes are sandalwood... And mixed with Blue Moon softener?" The tips of his ears suddenly turned red: "Shut up!" The next day word spread throughout the organization that the boss had changed the laundry detergent overnight. Later, he locked me in the fragrance room: "If you don't deserve the smell I like, I will lock you in it for the rest of your life." I held the rose in my mouth and raised my eyebrows: "Lock it, anyway, you smell like my golden retriever just took a bath."