Scientific Cultivation of Immortality? I Rely on Essay Papers to Cry in the World of Cultivation

On the first day I entered the world of immortality, I took out the vernier caliper. The whole sect thought I was crazy. While others were meditating and sensing aura, I was in the laboratory calculating the frequency of the aura particle fluctuations. When the elder angrily scolded me for my nonsense, I drew the spiritual root gene map with my bare hands. The master of the alchemy peak said that I was blaspheming the way of alchemy, so I published "On the Quantitative Impact of Molecular Thermal Movement on the Rate of Alchemy". During the sect competition, the genius disciple sacrificed his natal flying sword. I silently took out the newly developed spiritual energy Gatling: "Fellow Taoist, times have changed." Until the day when the Immortal Alliance encircled and suppressed me, they looked at the quantum psychic cannon suspended in the sky and fell into deep thought. "Wait, this thing... Seems to be science?"