[Crossover] My Cat Is an Uchiha

I'm a doujinshi-loving shut-in.

The thing I'm most grateful for in this life is that my best friend isn't a fan of the same characters as me.

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Me, staring at my computer screen: Waaaah, I'm Lord Madara's dog!!

Uchiha Madara, turned into a cat, strolls past with a distant look: I've gotten used to it.

I spot the fluffy cat nearby and scoop him up for a cuddle.

----Yep, that's the charm of a puffed-up cat!

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Then one day, my cat discovers my secret side hustle (?)

Madara-cat, petrified after seeing a doujinshi starring himself: ...Nice.

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Later, I transmigrate, along with my cat.

It's kind of like traveling. I see the drunkards of Mondstadt and Rex Lapis having tea.

Madara-cat: Hey, wipe your drool. Didn't you just say I was your husband?!

We visit dangerous Yokohama, where people have abandoned martial arts for literature, and walk the streets of Beika Town...

Me: Hehehe / creepy grin

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During the Fourth Shinobi World War, I silently gaze at the original Madara's chest----the glaring face of Hashirama.

Me: Look! I knew you and Hashirama had a secret you were keeping from everyone!!

Madara: ...I'll cut that face off right now.

A few things to know before reading:

1. This story is written purely for love, and it's a crossover between Bungo Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, Naruto, Genshin Impact, and Demon Slayer for now. If that's not your thing, proceed at your own risk. They're just little references and won't affect your reading. I'm a fan of all sorts of things, and I'll mark them in the title, so feel free to skip around.

2. The point of view switches back and forth. The original female lead is an ordinary person with a cheat ability, but not much of one. She doesn't have a growth arc.

3. The writing is average, and the story leans toward everyday humor and commentary. There are stories within the story, so please don't complain if that's not your thing.

Pairing: Uchiha Madara

A crossover with the story next door