They're All Fake Yanderes, but I'm the Real Lunatic

Shen Yan died a spectacular death.

The System bound itself to the wrong person and issued a mission: “Win over an obsessive lover.”

He sneered. “An obsessive lover?”

The entertainment industry's top-tier star was gentle in public, but dug his fingers into Shen Yan's waist in private. “One more botched take, and I'll lock you in the prop cage.”

Shen Yan hit back by throwing Gu Yanche into a storm of public opinion. Then, at the awards ceremony, he boldly announced his next project: “Sleep with Best Actor Gu.”

An infinite-worlds boss disguised as a timid little bunny nuzzled against his wound. “Does it hurt, big brother?”

Shen Yan plunged a knife through his heart. “No.”

After the obsessive lovers from all five worlds fell for Shen Yan and broke the rules,

the System panicked. “Lord Main God, what do we do? The fragments of you in every world have fallen in love with the Host and broken free of the rules you set for those worlds.”

The Main God smiled faintly. “It's fine. I've fallen in love too.”

The System said, “...But the Host says he's going to crush you too.”

The Main God replied with absolute confidence, “It's fine. They can't beat me.”

The System said, “...”

As Shen Yan won over the obsessive lovers in one world after another, one person kept haunting him, following him from world to world.

He gave him cars and houses, looked after him, did the laundry and cooking, and even warmed his bed.

At last, Shen Yan could take no more. Looking at Lin Jinghan, who was smiling on the bed like the perfect “househusband,” he asked, “What exactly do you want?”

Lin Jinghan smiled faintly. “Yan Yan, I want you to be my wife.”

Main couple: two unhinged men