I, Su Qingyan, am one of the glorious transmigrators, and I landed in hell mode from the start.
In a cultivation world where women are fiercer than tigers, I’m a good-for-nothing servant with the worst spiritual roots imaginable. At any moment, I could be thrown to the demon beasts just for breaking a vase.
To stay alive, I work diligently and do my best to play the part of a harmless little lamb.
Then one day, I accidentally knocked over the cold-faced Martial Aunt’s elixir and turned red-eyed with fear. I thought I was done for, but that murderous female fiend actually… blushed?
Not only did she let me off, she shoved the entire bottle of pills into my arms and said I was too skinny and needed to build myself up.
From that day on, the whole world went haywire!
The aloof Sect Master Martial Aunt keeps dragging me off for heart-to-heart talks and gives me enough magical treasures to make a mountain. My sword-obsessed senior sister uses her life-bound immortal sword to cut up fruit for me, saying its sword aura is too cold and might chill me. Even the enchanting woman from the enemy demon sect treats me to delicious food after capturing me, and begs me to smile at her more often?
I really can’t thank you enough! I just want to cultivate my way to immortality through my own hard work!
But why do they look at me with even more affection the harder I try to prove myself?
Help! The whole world is begging me to live off a woman. Maybe I just won’t cultivate to immortality after all!
No logic at all