I Robbed a Bank from the Start, Then Transmigrated to the Cultivation World While on the Run

Zhao Shamu is an honest real estate salesman who has fallen tens of thousands into debt because of the pandemic. At twenty-eight, he's still a virgin. On the morning of New Year's Eve, Shamu went to the bank to withdraw money for his grandfather to hand out as New Year's gifts to the younger generation. When he arrived, he discovered that someone was robbing the bank!!! It turned out to be a smokescreen staged by spies from a certain country to steal military secrets from the mountains and make their escape. The hapless Zhao Shamu was picked as the fall guy, and the spies threatened him with his grandfather's life. With no choice, Shamu followed the spies' instructions and ran into the mountains. On the way, he witnessed the rare alignment of seven stars, then transmigrated into a different world of immortal cultivation beneath a cliff. What's the first thing to do after transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation? Of course, change your name. When you're transmigrating, you get to choose your own identity and name. Goodbye, Dog-Piss Mushroom, that embarrassing childhood nickname! Goodbye, Shamu! “I am Zhao Haolong!” After transmigrating, he got a “bare-bones” System. Following its directions, he ended up right at the mouth of a tiger demon that could transform into human form, nearly scaring him to death! He went to take the righteous sects' disciple selection exam, only to fail to get picked. He even nearly ended up locked in the Demon-Suppression Prison until he died of old age... While searching for a way to make a living, disheartened, he was “snatched away” by a passing bigwig from the demonic path. Was he going to join the evil heretics, refine a Ten Thousand Souls Banner, and do utterly wicked things? Was this just a little hardship to endure? The demonic path in this world is a little strange, like dipping dumplings in yogurt or stirring white sugar into spicy pepper soup... Meanwhile, because of their immortal-cultivation traditions, the righteous path is so conservative and stubborn that it would be hard to imagine on Earth. And their conservatism and stubbornness have a distinctive style. So in the eyes of the righteous path in this world, what are these so-called people who proclaim themselves the Sacred Way, if not evil heretics? Huh? Who says people who stir white sugar into spicy pepper soup aren't evil heretics