I Asked You to Collect Scrap, Not Save the Richest Man with Expired Immortal Pills

My younger sister is critically ill, and my girlfriend has run off with some greasy older man!

“Chen Fan, you’re just a scrap collector. You’ll never amount to anything!”

In my despair, I unexpectedly activated the [Scrap Recycling Center of the Myriad Worlds]!

Its interface looked like something from a cheap knockoff browser game, but it turned my world upside down!

[Ding! Newbie gift pack successfully opened!]

[Congratulations! You have obtained the “Appraisal Eye.” Spend 1 point of Source Energy to appraise anything!]

Trembling, I pointed it at a piece of scrap metal.

[Appraisal result: A discarded, one-use Foundation Establishment flying sword!]

[Note: Li Goudan of the Heavenly Sword Sect wrecked it in a mountain crash while flying his sword at excessive speed under the influence. It’s still sharp, and worth 1 point of Source Energy when recycled.]

I was dumbfounded. Do they have reckless drivers in the immortal realm too?

Then I picked up a broken bottle.

[Appraisal result: An expired, low-grade Essence-Nourishing Pill!]

[Note: Its pill toxins are roughly equivalent to a powerful laxative, but the residual medicinal effects can cleanse and strengthen the body. Not recommended for ordinary people!]

Good grief! The immortal realm’s version of castor beans?

Looking at the Source Energy and heaven-defying materials piling up in the System, I grinned.

A 300,000 yuan surgery bill? Think bigger!

My ex-girlfriend? Trash with no recycling value!

From this day on, I, Chen Fan, will be the greatest junk collector in the immortal realm and the one true god of the city!