"My Ming Dynasty Cannot Die" tells the funny story of Lin Xiao, a modern social animal who suddenly died and was reborn as the emperor Zhu Xiaoming in the mid-Ming Dynasty. Faced with red tape and the eyeing forces, this lazy emperor used modern thinking to carry out a series of "sexy operations" in the Ming Dynasty: "Salary deductions for writing too long" in the first batch of memorials, canceling the morning call "007 wants to sleep", inventing an automatic mahjong table to make the court addicted, setting KPIs for eunuchs, and engaging in "Palace Fighting 101" in the harem. He wanted to promote potatoes and cause "demon potatoes to confuse the public", and he was suspected of "traveling to the Japanese" by imposing a sea ban. He used pop songs as an edict and made private visits incognito to make jokes. From being frightened on the throne to dealing with internal and external troubles, he fought wits with powerful ministers and dealt with diplomacy and military affairs, relying on indirect attacks to resolve crises. From a complaining servant who just wanted to lie down, he gradually understood the emperor's responsibility. During this period, I gained allies and true love, used "werewolf" logic to identify loyalties and traitors, and used pepper smoke bombs to repel enemies. In the end, after the decisive battle in the Forbidden City, this "funny emperor" either continued to govern the country with jokes, or trained successors to live in peace, or went into seclusion with his confidants, leaving behind a joyful legend that changed the style of Ming Dynasty painting.