You Told Me to Be a Simp, So Why Did I Make the Campus Belle So Mad She Became a Cultivation Cauldron?

Disaster strikes, and order collapses!

The idiot Lin Mo gets trapped in the girls' dorm while helping the campus belle move her packages for free!

Monsters roam outside, while terrified beauties tremble in despair all around him.

Just as Lin Mo thinks he's done for...

[Ding! The Hehuan Sect Cultivation System has been bound!]

[Earn cultivation points through passionate interactions with campus belles, then exchange them for cultivation resources!]

[Newbie gift pack reward: one Invisibility Talisman and one Storage Talisman!]

Lin Mo looks at the System panel's dazzling array of cultivation techniques, pills, and magical treasures, then glances at the pure, panicked junior student beside him. It all clicks!

“The apocalypse? No, this is my cultivation paradise!”

When the aloof ice queen and the innocent white lotus, usually so far out of reach, blush and shower him with emotional comfort in exchange for his protection...