Title: Cultivating Immortality as a Corporate Drone, Boundless Magic Power
Tags: Hard-Core Sci-Fi Cultivation · Anti-Cliché Power Fantasy · Civilizational Epic · Workplace Brainstorming Gone Wild
When the 996 work grind collides with a thousand-year heavenly tribulation, how can an office worker get through it using the Labor Law?
Huang Shen, a nuclear power plant engineer who slacked off on the job, suffered a reactor core meltdown and unexpectedly awakened Formula Vision, allowing him to analyze anything in the world scientifically! Faced with the cultivation world's "spiritual root monopolies" and "tribulation KPIs," he boldly flips the table:
Optimize a spirit-gathering formation with the Fibonacci sequence? Basic stuff! Mathematics is the primary productive force!
Use a Labor Law jade slip to withstand the thunder tribulation from the highest heavens? A legendary scene! Tribulation damage is a workplace injury, so the union has to pay up!
Form a "Dark Matter Union" to fight for five social insurances and a housing fund for rogue cultivators? The cultivation world's first "Tribulation Provident Fund Regulations" are born! Mental Demon Unemployment Insurance, Dao Foundation Health Insurance... The sects obsessed with climbing the corporate ladder are left dumbfounded!
But this is only the beginning! A universe-scale conspiracy comes to light:
Does ascending to the Immortal Realm mean becoming an alien CPU? The sect patriarchs turn out to be test subjects for the "apprentice creator" of the Singer civilization!
Are heavenly tribulations performance reviews? Is spiritual energy captive power? The entire cultivation world is nothing more than a "civilization incubator" run by high-level HR!
Huang Shen leads the "problem employees" in a hard-core rebellion:
Volume One, Nuclear-Powered Foundation Building: Handcraft dirty-bomb flying swords and rob Kunlun! Livestream a surgery using a primordial spirit CT scan and face-slap the monopolists!
Volume Two, Quantum Nascent Soul: Get netizens across the whole internet to share the thunder tribulation! Hold a parallel-universe shareholders' meeting to fight back against the rat race!
Final Volume, The Chalk Creation
