Reborn as the Emperor Venerable Lu Xian, he has max-level cultivation and wants nothing more than to lie flat and make friends! Unfortunately, his power (and luck) won’t let him!
Tired of the loneliness of the myriad realms, Lu Xian is reborn in the lower world as a lowly odd-job worker. His goals are wonderfully simple: keep his head down, stay low-key, and make a few true brothers he can rely on! His emperor-level cultivation? Suppressed! His peerless techniques? Sealed! All he wants is to sweep the floor, grill some “dark cuisine” (his brothers: “So good!”), and enjoy a warm, ordinary life.
But show-offs keep picking fights and disturbing his peace!
Kick over his bucket? The next second, his own rabbit kicks the culprit flying, knocking out his front teeth!
Send him on a suicide mission? He wanders off with a broken broom and accidentally stumbles upon treasure, then gets lucky enough to drive off the demons!
Lay a hand on his brothers? He “accidentally” tosses a rock, and the villain instantly starts spurting blood from the nose, howling with a broken leg!
People, who can relate?! Lu Xian just wants to quietly lie flat, but somehow:
The hilarious face-slapping never stops: “Mortal martial arts” and “ancestral luck” are the cure for anyone who refuses to behave! Every chapter brings an outrageous stunt that’ll have you honking with laughter!
A fiercely protective friend who spoils his buddies: Touch my brothers and you’re dead! He feeds them pills like candy and teaches divine arts like group exercises! His crew: This is the best backer ever!
A ridiculous bunch of brothers means endless fun: The simple-minded Tie Niu, the gluttonous Fat Monkey, the sharp-tongued Su Miao… Their laid-back days turn into comedy in an instant!
In this life, he won’t fight for supremacy or claim the throne. He only wants a few close friends and to laugh as he watches the world change.
Trouble keeps coming to his door? Lu Xian sighs: “Well… guess I’ll casually show off again!”
Friendly reminder: Don’t drink while reading, or you might spit it out laughing!
