A Max Level Boss Just Wants to Make Friends

The reborn Emperor Lu Xian, with a full level of cultivation, just wants to lie down and make friends! However, due to strength (and luck), it didn't agree! Tired of the loneliness in the world, Lu Xian was reborn as a handyman in the lower world. The goal is super simple: stay alive! Low profile! Make some real brothers who can back to back! Emperor level cultivation? Crushed to death! A peerless skill? Seal! He just wants to sweep the floor, bake "dark dishes" (brother: it smells so good!), And enjoy the ordinary warmth. However, there are always criminals who pretend to be evil and commit suicide to disturb his purity! Kick him in the bucket? The next second, he was kicked by his own rabbit and his front teeth were knocked off! Send him to his death? I got "lost" while carrying a broken broom, unexpectedly picked up a treasure, and had a lot of "luck" to defeat the monster! Dare to touch his brother? Throw a stone with a "slippery hand", and the villain instantly spurts blood from his nose, breaks his leg and wails! Who in the family understands? Lu Xian just wants to be a salted fish in peace, but he: The hilarious slaps in the face can't stop: "Ordinary martial arts" and "ancestral luck" specialize in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction! Zhang Zhang's outrageous operation made him laugh out loud! The short-protecting maniac's online pet friend: Touch my brother? Court death! The elixirs are fed as jelly beans, and the magical skills are transformed into radio gymnastics lessons! Brotherhood: These thighs smell so good! The sand sculpture brothers have a lot of fun: the silly Tieniu, the foodie Fat Monkey, the poisonous tongue Su Miao... Everyday life becomes a comedy scene instantly while lying down! In this life, I will not fight for hegemony or be king, I will only seek close friends and watch the storm with a smile. Does trouble always come to your door? Lu Xian sighed: Then... Just pretend again! Friendly reminder: drink and watch with caution and beware of laughing!