[Goofy comedy + showbiz + face-slapping + going off the rails + feel-good romance, 1v1]
The day her biological younger sister came home, Mu Qu was kicked out of the house. By chance, she learned that she was the ultimate villainess in a story about a fake heiress and a real heiress. Not only was her whole family in on it, even the System assigned to her was too!!!
According to the book, her fiancé blinded her for the heroine, her adoptive parents ruined her reputation for the heroine, and her adoptive brother went even further: for the heroine, he sold her to a compound where she was electrocuted to death.
Fine, fine, what a pack of scumbags!
Mu Qu went berserk on the spot and sent the vile hero and heroine's whole family flying. Then she discovered that her birth family was actually a family of mega-rich tycoons, the kind of people who had nothing but money.
Well, then, she had better cling tight to their coattails.
On a matchmaking show, everyone else asked for a compatible partner. Mu Qu asked for this: “A son is fine, but he has to be a Chanel.”
“Being broke is fine, but he has to be a Lamborghini.
“If fate has a disaster in store for me, it had better be a Porsche.
“If I absolutely have to start a family, I hope it’s Balenciaga!”
The heroine, Mu Nan, berated her for being shallow. Mu Qu responded with a leg sweep: “You’re so virtuous, so virtuous that the grass on your mother’s grave is two meters tall.”
Thanks to a string of deranged quips, Mu Qu gained a huge following. The fans’ mental states were every bit as questionable as their idol’s.
At a strongman act where someone smashed a rock on her chest, she unexpectedly met Xiao Jingzi. Online commenters kept saying the two had such strong couple vibes because they were both mentally ill.
Only Mu Qu knew the real reason she and her buddy got along so well: he was muscular. Pecs, abs… She was so tempted that tears were practically dripping from her mouth…
