I was locked up in Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital because I said I could slay gods.
> The doctors give me electroshock therapy every day, saying it's a "divine power dispersal treatment."
> The old man in the next bed keeps banging his head against the wall: "I'm training to become impervious to blades, so I can survive the lightning tribulation!"
> The nurse secretly laughs as she gives me my medicine: "Another one who dreams of cultivating immortality."
> Until that night, when a storm raged. I swung the sleeve of my hospital gown at the window.
> The entire curtain of rain froze in an instant, then was torn in half by an invisible force.
> In the security room, the director collapsed to the floor: "The trajectory of his sleeve... That's the first move of the lost God-Slaying Saber Manual!"
> All the patients suddenly knelt as one: "Please lead us, Celestial Venerable... back to the Divine Realm to fight!"
