The Useless Junior Sister Talks Her Way Through the Cultivation World

Others cultivate immortality through talent. I do it by running my mouth! Lin Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book, becoming the cultivation world’s most hopeless junior sister: her spiritual roots were so mixed she could grow radishes with them, her cultivation was so low an ant could solo-kill her, and in the original story she was a cannon-fodder character killed in one strike by the villain. Fortunately, she bonded with the [Cultivation World Roast System]: insulting people made her stronger, and the harsher her clapbacks, the faster her cultivation rose! From then on, the entire cultivation world took a sharp turn for the absurd. Testing spiritual roots? She roasted the Spirit-Root Testing Stele until it had a breakdown, and it cracked on the spot. “Warning! Language attack exceeds permitted levels!” The sect tournament? Her opponent had barely drawn his sword when she said, “Your swordsmanship looks like square dancing.” His Dao heart shattered, and he threw down his sword and surrendered! A secret-realm trial? She roasted the guardian beast until it questioned the meaning of its existence. It offered up its treasures of its own accord. “Please, stop insulting me! I’ll give you the spirit herbs, okay?” Even the cold and taciturn Immortal Venerable Shen Qingyan couldn’t escape her verbal attacks. “Immortal Venerable, you’re terrible at managing your expressions. That poker face is a sickness. You need treatment!” The Immortal Venerable’s ears turned faintly red. He silently handed her a box of pastries. “…Be quiet and eat.” Later on The senior brothers and sisters who once mocked her said, “Junior Sister insulted me! That means she approves of me!” The villain who once tried to kill her said, “Immortal Venerable Lin is right! I’ll mend my ways at once!” The Heavenly Tribulation struck down with a bolt of lightning, and she opened her mouth to fire back: