Traveling Through Hong Kong: I Have Become a Saint by Practicing the Tao, but Uncle Jiu Is Numb

[The peak of Gou Dao + Talisman bombing + Uncle Jiu's blood pressure is full] Gu Yi traveled through a strange world and became Uncle Jiu's disciple. While others learn to subjugate demons, he studies "The Self-cultivation of Gou Dao": "Pretend to be a pig, eat the tiger and hide your cards, avoid trouble by avoiding karma, be morally flexible and able to deflect blame, be cautious and live the longest!" Qiu Sheng, a literary talent, is about to die with his horse walking? He served tea and gave advice: "Remember, if you can't beat me, run away, and you can pick it up while you're alive!" When Uncle Jiu went out, he built a nine-layer array for Yizhuang and locked his master out: "What we are guarding against is not monsters, but unnecessary cause and effect!" Four-eyed Taoist credit talisman? He kept accounts: "Thirty thousand talismans will arrive soon. If you owe me first, the interest will be doubled!" The demon nest in the ghost village appeared. Uncle Jiu raised his sword to charge. Gu Yi threw out hundreds of straw men with his backhand: "Master, wait a moment, the puppet will explore the way first!" Goblins playing illusions? He directly piled up a hundred thousand talismans and washed the floor: "Are you playing tricks with me? Let you see what fire coverage is!" Uncle Jiu looked at the talisman papers all over the floor and Gu Yi's hand holding the abacus, trembling with anger: "Traitor! Is it still a cost to eliminate the demon?" Gu Yi smiled and dialed the arithmetic beads: "My master and apprentice will settle the accounts. Master, can you reimburse me? After all..." "Surviving to the finale is the true way!" Uncle Jiu is numb: Apprentice looks more like Liu Liu than me! Ding! Trigger the achievement "Smash Uncle Jiu with a Talisman" to reward the top magic weapon! Heaven-defying Kung Fu! Since then, there has been a legend in Maoshan: The senior brother has more talismans than zombies, and his methods are more stable than the coffin boards of Yizhuang!